A Game For Men Who Are Done Losing To Themselves

Beat your friends.
Or be the burnt pasta guy.

A competitive app where you and your friends level up the basics — cooking, cleaning, diet — and prove it with photos. Win the week. Or get roasted in the group chat.

Launching Soon • iOS + Android
Klē·os / KLAY-os
Greek, n. Glory earned through deeds. The kind of recognition that comes only when others see what you actually did.

You've downloaded the apps. None of them stuck.

01
Habit trackers are homework.Nobody cares about your streak except you. Apparently that's not enough.
02
Self-help apps lecture.You wanted a system. They gave you affirmations and a 30-day morning routine.
03
Goals are private. Effort is invisible.The guy at your office who has it together? Nobody told him to. He just had a reason.
04
You're competitive. They're not.You'll run faster on a treadmill next to a stranger than you ever will alone.

Pick a category. Do the thing. Prove it.

Step 01
Pick your fight
Cooking. Clean space. Diet. Choose where you want to climb. Each category is its own leaderboard.
Step 02
Get a challenge
At your level. Embarrassingly easy at first. Builds up as you build up.
Step 03
Snap a photo
Pass/fail scoring. Did you actually cook the meal? Is the room actually clean? Simple.
Step 04
Win the week
Leaderboards reset every Sunday. Your friends see where you rank. Glory is earned, not announced.
Week 12 · Mon
Marcus
🔔
M
Overall Rank
2nd
720 XP
of 5 friends
↑ Up 1 from last week
Cooking
🥇
1st
🔥 7 days
Clean
🥉
3rd
🔥 3 days
Diet
JAKE LEADING +9
4th
Cooking · Lvl 3
11h left
"Cook a meal with 3+ ingredients"
+50 XP · 8 friends did it
Start Challenge
Home
Cooking
Level 3
"Cook a meal with at least 3 ingredients"
Reward · +50 XP
This Week
6 / 7
M
T
W
T
F
S
S
Level Progress
3 of 5 to Lvl 4 Unlock: Roast Pan
📷
Snap your proof
Or post a fail
Challenge
Leaderboard
Apr 21 — Resets Sun · 3d left
All
Cook
Clean
Diet
1
J
Jake
🔥 12d
847
2
M
You
🔥 9d
720
3
D
Danny
🔥 5d
580
4
T
Tyler
2d
310
5
R
Ray
— cooked
85
Leaderboard
Activity
Today ▾
J
Jake
Cook · 2h
Stir Fry
✓ Pass +70 XP
🔥 4
chef behavior
R
Ray
Diet · 5h
Gas Station
✗ Brave Post +20 XP
my eyes
villain origin
+ Tap to roast
Feed + Roasts

Even your worst day earns something.

Falling behind is the moment most apps lose you. Not this one.

If you fail a challenge, post it anyway. Your messy kitchen. Your fifth takeout this week. Your friends tap pre-written roasts — "bro what is this," "redemption arc starts tomorrow" — and you both earn XP.

The guy losing the leaderboard generates the best content in the feed. Nobody uninstalls. Everybody's engaged.

XP Economy
Pass a challenge
+50
Brave post
+20
Roast a friend
+10
7-day streak bonus
+50
Win the week
+200
"

You'll run faster on a treadmill next to a stranger than you ever will alone. Kleios is built on that one truth.

— The Whole Pitch

Questions, roasted.

Is this just another habit tracker?
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No. Habit trackers are private. Kleios is competitive. The whole point is that your friends see what you did — and what you didn't. You're not building a habit alone, you're trying to not be last on the leaderboard.

What if all my friends are losers?
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Even better. The bar is low, the wins are easy, and you'll have something to flex about at the next hangout. Kleios works whether your group is grinding or barely showing up — the comparison alone moves people.

How does the AI know if I actually did it?
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It checks the photo for the basic thing — was a meal actually cooked, is the counter actually clean. Pass/fail. It's not judging your plating or your decor. It's just verifying you did the thing.

Won't I just fall behind and quit?
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Leaderboards reset every Sunday. Categories are tracked separately so you can be first in cooking and last in cleaning. And the brave post mechanic means even your fails earn points and become the most entertaining thing in the feed. The app is designed so quitting doesn't feel like the easy way out.

When does this launch?
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Soon. Building in public — every update goes to the waitlist first. Get on the list to be in the first wave.

Glory is earned.

Stop tracking yourself in private. Start competing where it counts.

No spam. Just launch updates.